Little Bit Thunder. A Little Bit Of Lightning.

So to the main title. Whilst watching an episode of "Dog The Bounty Hunter". The joy of the man came to the forefront when he leaves the office and looks straight to camera, after decideing that the 60 pound crack head that they are after is going to be a "Brawler"....and says-

(Lifting his right hand)-

"A little bit of thunder"

(Lifting left hand)-

"A little bit of lightning"

OH FUCK YEAH!!!!!! I mean seriously, where does this guy come from. I fucking love the man. From his bad eighties hairdo and the feathers. To his steel capped cowboy boots. He is just a legend. Which then leads me on to the fact that I am seriously lookng into getting thunder and lightning tattooed on my wrists. I really wanna get a tattoo that is just fun and has no meaning at all. ALl my others ones are really going to be deep and meaningful and i just want one that I can just look at and laugh because its so very pointless. And what better way is there to be able to have such an instant injection of hilarity than "The Dog". You da man Dog!!!

Eurovision! Its coming up. Saturday is the day. This is the most I think I have ever looked forward to one....EVER! I have no idea why. Actually scratch that I do know why. Because I love the chance to laugh at all the people that get on there and think they are actually any good. Hahaha im giggling as I write this because I know they are going to be so, hide behind the can of fostersbad, that I can hardly contain myself. Some people are going to come round for drinks and a laugh so I hope its gunna be good.

So the cheester has started her countdown to the 'OP'. The diets have started and the situation is becoming a little more real everyday. It's a mssive thing to be going through and I hope I can help as much as I can, which is most likely going to be in the form of cooking the weird bloody diet she will have to have, hugs and maybe even talking to her for periods of time.....god life just throws such curves balls at you some times! She WILL be fine and I knows it.

I have been in a mental roundabout the last few weeks. Ive been really down or in "dying duck" mode for the last month. Totally unlike me to be down for soooo long. Its normally a day maybe two then im done. This one however has been a long one. Work and my career and what im going to do with my life has been the main crux of the issues but hopefully now im starting to make some headway with it all. The rest is some family stuff but I really don't wanna run through all that because...well...I don't. Yet!

I have been looking into the whole clinical psychology thing and it looks really good. However its going to take a shed load of work and is something that im going to have to be really sure on before I take the leap of faith. Problem is im sooo fuckin bad for changing my mind im not sure what to do for the best. Then again its something that I have come back to aain and again when thinking what to do with my life. I did it with chefing and that worked ou well. I didnt do it forever but I still got to a point I was happy with. So im still not sure but im looking into and maybe.....I might become a dirty little student one day.

I Love The 90's

Busy, busy, busy. Ive had a busy few days and now im glad to be sitting on the couch watching clueless which has quickly followed a good girly fantasy childrens film so all in all im a very happy boy.

So to the reason that I have a busy weekend. On friday I got my new car.

As you can imagine im very very happy. Actually we got a really good deal for it and it also meant that I could trade in the other one, therefore giving me the peace of mind that I didn't have to sell it to someone who may notice that it was faling apart and leaking like some sort of water boiler post hedgehog fucking. The car is a joy to drive and it doesn't hurt that it's fairly quick. This however does make me worry as 30mph seems very very slow. But im glad that now I can enjoy a nice drive for no reason. I love just chilling out in the car and having a good drive around. It does the mind good.

The tattoo has also started moving along. Nick got a fair bit done last week which is the piece for my Gran. She as kids we were never allowed deep fried chips. Sooo when we went over to grans the first thing she would do is put on the fryer and dish up some fresh fried crinkle cut chips in a basket. This was a treat!!! So this is the reason for the new installment on my arm and im really happy with it actually. I started to have worries when I first saw it but actually you have to look at it for a while before you can actually tell that it is chips.

The main problem im having is stopping myself from thinking of more and more tattoos that I want. I have said that I want one of charlie (my nephew) and that me and Doddsey from back home are going to get one together as well. But I know that it will not stop there. I want so many that I can hardly contain.

And to the title. I have discovered my massive love for the 90's. It such an overlook era. Most people are like "wish I was in the 60's for flower power and drugs" or "yeah the 80's were so revolutionary". Well fuck you !! The 90's were cheesy and cheap but more over it was the time for films like Clueless and the music of Blur. They were smiley times with no politics and even less educational needs. Bring the 90's into the cool . This is my new mission.

Boy. I have finally started chatting to a boy that has a sense of humour and has actually managed to make me laugh and have the same interests as me. This to the uninformed is no mean feat as all the boys I have spoken to previously have said hello then asked for me to turn on my webcam or something along those lines. The new boy however has a mind and can actually make converstaion. So nothing major yet but we will see what happens.

We went to Bernies last night for a BBQ. As per usual there was enough meat to feed a medium sized community of overweight cannibals. Drinks were a plenty and it was really nice to catch up with some people that I haven't seen in ages. I always end up feeling very bad about not meeting up with people enough but when we do its always a good time. Well done to everyone for a good night !! And thankyou to Bernie for the reason to meet. x

I have a bad few weeks ahead at work due to a couple of things but im sure they will be fully documented on here. Roll on the month of the moan.