Number is stated here. ..... Pissed

Next generation star trek rocks and I feel like a big fat blob. Welcome to the twilight zone.

Regards
Dan

13/100 Super-photo-moto

Had a good night last. Lots of lovely food and some good drinks. Finished up and back for tea and BB. Nice end to a good night. Sure Jimbo enjoyed himself, certainly hope so. With that much lovely food it would be hard not too.

The day today was entirely filled with making my lovely photos come alive in new frames and starting to get them put up in my room. I have done a few more canvasses and also used my photo printer to do some really great looking glossy ones aswell. I have used some of my own pictures, and will be adding more of my own as the time goes on. However I have also started to put together some great ones of my favorite photographers like William Eggelston, Bresson etc. Knicked the pics of some peoples blogs and sites and had a play around with them to make them cool for printing and there you have it. Some great prints of some great pictures that will most likely not mean anything to alot of people but every one of them to me has made me think a certain thing after looking at them. Some make me feel sad, however, the majority make me smile and I can enjoy seeing them. This wont be the last of the them to come because I have found that wilko's do a huge massive selection of photoframes for no money. I got 22 for £20 today. Mint!!

Off to glenns for his party tmrw so I think i'll do a nice and early post to make sure i get in there without delay.

12/100 Ping Pong

James birthday today. Happy Birthday!!!

So off to ping pong down by Oxford Circus for lots of lovely dim sum and beer. Not that much done today really just another day of finding how best to busy myself. Went and got some pressies for Glenns littlen (my old boss) getting ready for his bbq drinks on saturday.

Other than that nothing much to really report. Been a bit skint so the activities that allow are slim on the ground. Im sure after tonights drinks and food there will be something more interesting will be posted.

11/100 Car Wankers

So today's activity was the court hearing for her car.

She won!!!

I'm sure she will go into it in it's full glory suffice to say that the major joy to come out of it for me, as the bystander, was that the female judge made them pay for the £2.50 parking ticket we had to get and also for the petrol for the 2.5 miles ( which we said was 4 miles) journey in the car to the courthouse. Hahha. Oh the sweet sweet pleasure of success.

In other news my dad booked my ticket to go see him in Spain. The normal thing to do is pick a time to fly that won't ruin my entire life. He booked me to fly at 6am. That means I have to leave the house at fucking 3am. That means I have to get up at 2:30am.

Dad! Are you on crack !?

I'm already feeling tired at the roughy of it. Bloody old people eh ?

10/100 Missed

Yeah ok..... I missed it. Bought book shelves. Put them up. Rearranged the sitting room. Needed drinks afterward. Drinks taken.... Sorry. Tonight just not feeling it.

9/100 Twat.Wanker.Knobhead Shit Munchers!!!!

Im sure I have already done this but in previous blogs but this time I have have had to do it because otherwise I might have to go and kick a small child in the face to get enough revenge satisfaction.

I HATE FUCKING BARCLAYS SOOOOOOOOO MUCHHHHHHH!!!!! WANKERS !!!!!!

I had to transfer some money today from one barclays bank to another. From my account to another. I don't use my barclays accound anymore because of the whole "getting all my money stolen" thing. So I go to transfer the money, which when using Llyods, is a total peice of piss. Not with chuffing barlays. Pin sentery wanker came into play.

I couldn't remember the 13 (13!!!) digit internet sign on code. Then my account had forgotten that I had paid the person before. Then when I had gone through all that I had to get another bloody referance code from the Pin Sentry wanker to allow the transfer to go through. WANKERS!!!

Barclays have entriely missed the point of internet banking. It shoud be quick and easy and allow the person to be able to do their account changes and transfers etc whenever and wherever they want. Not to have to have a small bible and electronics to allow you to do this. They are shite. Anyone that is banking with them shoudl seriously look into changing. I have tried 4 times to get a credit card with barclays, I have a perfect credit score, they have declined me everytime. I moved to lloyds, asked once and the card was with me in 1 week. Perfect!

So sorry for the rant but they just really really boil my piss. Ive typed too quickly and grand designs has just started so im going to stop now. Sorry for spelling but I have to post now otherwise I feel my anger at the Barclays tossers may take me over!!!!

8/100 Porktastic

Lazy lazy lazy.

After being woken by a more than slightly hungova Cheesman needing a lift home after a busy night......socialising, a breakfast of meat and chicken babies was followed by a lunch of pig flesh and cow juices mmmmmmmm. Who can ask for more. The didficulty being able to breath or even keep my eyes open means that it has worked. Faithy and Kitty came round a their carboot adventure was cut short. Now the night is here and nothing will be done because there is just too much dead animal blocking my digestive tract.

In other news, superdrug have released their very own range of man only make-up products. "Taxi" is a new type of makeup. The reason for it being soo different is because it is for men, take for instance the guyliner pencil. They have made it sooooo specifically for men they have actually, wait for ittt,

"Made the pencil bigger because men have bigger hands"!!!!!!!!

Oh emm geee!! Genius. Who would have thought that such a product would ever exisit. Men would have been stumped by eyeliner had these explosions of creation never happened. Made it bigger for our massive giant man hands......amazing!! Thankyou super drug, thankyou.

Tomorrow should be bringing book reading, computer games and maybe a bike ride. Exciting stuff.

7/100 Oops

My last couple of posts have been a bit beige and I know it. However in my own defense I dont really do that much. Unlike having a job where you have the joy of the two commutes there and back and the joy of the days work to leak into your mind only to gallop over the blogspace page in more and more ineteresting fashions.

I get up and make tea. The rest of the day is a blur of talking to myself (in whispered tones) and finding intriguing ways of how to spend money I don't have. I know I know it's sounds like it's a bit of a rockstar life but I promise reader it's a drag! ....lol.

I suppose one new development in my world of camp. Man-makeup. It' always been a bit of a strange world for me to even look into but I have an issue with my big black........bags under my eyes. I have been, of course, told thatthey aren't that bad but, you know, when something about you boils your piss you just have o do something about. So boots came to the rescue with some Clinque Airbrush Concealer.......... GAY!!!!!

I have ted it a couple of times but I literally have no idea if it works or if im doing i right. The fat will have to be brought up with the cheesman and a small teaching class may have to be undertaken to reveal this "Airbrush" potential. I suppose if nothing else it is very very much fun making it all come out of the tube.

So the rest of today is going to be doing a bit of retail therapy. Dvd's and some nice grub from M&S.

6/100 A heavy night.

5/100

What's more to be said than..... Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

4/100

The new part of the tattoo. It's a slow process. Maybe longer than others but after 3 hours today, maybe it's me that has higher expectations of time taken to do detail on a tattoo. Anyhoo I'm happy with wat was done and when the film is taken off I'm sure all will be shown.

3/100 Finally It's Started.

After forever and a day I have finally started to put ink to canvas and get pictures of the nearest and dearest on the walls of chateau Mansfield heights.
I bought a really wicked kit from the lovely people at Amazon. It's called photofuse,

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d.html/ref=mp_s_a_2?qid=1279658627&a=B00139V1AA&sr=8-2

It's really easy and really fun actually. The sky is the limit now, four done and five more on the way. I'll try and put some pictures in to this blog but it might not work so it may come later.

2/100 Realisations

So I realised I can sit on my own without anything to distract me and not actually go mental. I always used to avoid it incase of 'thinking' too much about things that I'll worry about or can't change. 3.5 hours today and nothing.....I didn't go crazy or feel the need to ball my eyes out. Random.....yes.....big thing for me.....yes......sad that that is a big thing for me.....YES!!

I can drive without any shoes or socks on.

I snore even when I'm not drunk.

I prefer roll on deodorant to spray.

I'm sure there are more, in fact, there is more I just can't remember right now. They will start to trickle onto the blog for sure.

1/100 The Real 1/100

Ok so I thought even I couldn't fuck up a blog. Amazing that I can still suprise myself with my capacity for stupidity. I posted yesterday to say that I was going to take part, however because im a total doosh it looks like I started yesterday. I didn't I promise. So today is the first of the 100 posts of the coming days.

Ive always said that I wanted to write down or try and remember my dreams after I have them. So i'll take the oppotunity of the blog and write them on here. Other than going for a walk for a couple hours and playing my pc today has been a fairly chilled day of not very much. Next week is busy with tattoo, meeting mates and more chilling.

There, little and not too much to say but after the 99th im sure this will look like and essay compared.

The Hundred Days Blog.

Its all starting here. After a shed load of time not blogging, the phenomonen that is Kitty, has given the challenge to blog everyday for 100 days.

Shit.

Sounds like a good idea, but, not so easy me thinks. However I am going to give it a go and hopefully it won't be as dull as my normal blog's. I have although decided that I will try and record my drems for 100 days aswell and include them in the blog.

Here.......we.........go!!