Sunday, 26 April 2009

Sun, Sun, Sun!!!

Its been a busy few days and certainly busy since the last time I posted. So grandad passed away and I went back for the funeral on Thursday. The actual service was on Friday but I needed to go back and sort some things out before the service. Funerals are a sad occaision but normal, or certainly at least in our family, the wake can end up being a pretty damn good knees up.
So Friday rocks around and everything goes very well. All the right things are said and everyone has a few tears and then a few smiles to follow them. We moved from the church straight to the pub for food and many beers. Grandad loved his "Pop" ad we all certainly lived up to it for him if not only by ending up singing at my mus ouse whilst waiting for more drinks. It was fun and most definitly the best way that I could say bye. So, Bye, Love Ya x x

Onto pastures more green. I have bought another car. I havent really had the one I have for that long really but, Ihad a crash when I was younger and I need to really feel safe in my cars now. I have had some things happen in my car that im not happy with and have made me lose all faith in her (Sorry Bethy, thats the cars name of course). So I spoke to family and they have spoken to people they know back home and we have found one. Its a BMW, WOW!!! I now own a BMW. Cant believe it, but I no feel safe and its something that can last years and years. Im very happy.

I have also been having some very serious and boring thinks to myself for the last 3 weeks on what the fuck im going to do with my life. I have enjoyed jobs more thanI am enjoyng Nokia at the moment however I can bare it for many a more months. This is however not something that im intending on doing for the rest of my life. I have always been interested in photography but this doesn't give me any job security in my eyes. The one thing that I keep coming back to and have done for years now is Psychology. I have breifly looked into it before but I am going to really spend some time looking into what would need and also what I could end up doing in the end. I have always liked the idea of a job in this kinda vein and now I hope after looking into it I might find the answers I need. Then I start thinking to myself "stop changing your bloody mind and do something definite", but I dont think I would be able to make a full and proper living out of photography with the motivation I have for it. SO lets see what hapens and maybe soon I will post that I am starting a degree.

Not having the internet sucks. Not like some sort of viral epidemic or something trivial like that but really really fuckin sucks. Mum and Elliott dont have the net and so they ask you questions and wonder about things but then you cant just pop on the ne and find out. But ohhhhhh no. YOu have to wait! Wait I say!! It's a fuckin ding dong!! Anyhoot I am back now and having joy reading everyones posts and catchin up on whats been happening with my latest porn interests.

Fom Kitty to cheeser and now to me. I hope I canget through it.


1. My uncle once: Tried to sue my mum (his sister). He is, unless it wasn't clear.....a Cunt:).

2. Never in my life: will I ever have to make an excuse to a girl for not being able to perform due to the fact that I like men.

3. When I was five: I decided that a good game to play was the "lets through mud at the wall right next to the masive 2 patio doors" this was not a good game and theyboth shattered to peices.

4. High School was: a minefield of trying to find the best ways of gaining cool points.

5. I will never forget: having a real shave for the first time.

6. I once met: Rab C Nesbitt. He is my hero!!.

7. There’s this girl I know who: Pumps make me laugh everytime.

8. Once, at a bar: I drank a shot of liquid. It looked like lime cordial.....it was not lime cordial

9. By noon, I’m usually: Singing a funn song in my hed at my desk to try and stop myself from falling asleep.

10. Last night: I had a chinese with my family and loved every minute of it.

11. If only I had: Will power. Life would be so much easier and healthier.

12. Next time I go to church: I may actualy try to sing the songs out loud.

13. What worries me most: Being a single lonely old queer, that sits in bars and just stares at the boys going past .

14. When I turn my head left, I see:Sister Act on the Tv. 2 plates with crusts on, a clone trooper, polish, a bin, pens in a cup.

15. When I turn my head right, I see:Jesus tin, books, books, books, chucky and his bride.

16. You know I’m lying when: Get fucked, if I told everyone that id have no bloody friends.

17. What I miss most about the eighties: Macgyver andbeing able to go to the toilet anywhere (When I was a baby)

18. If I was a character in Shakespeare, I’d be: The skull from hamlet. Only so I could start talking half way throgh and ruin eveyryones night.

19. By this time next year: I hope im happy within myself and have a career path.

20. A better name for me would be: Dannington. Really I would love that name.

21. I have a hard time understanding: Why I like donor kebabs when I know what is in them?

22. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: Set fire to the spare PE kit box. THat shit should be reported to the fuckin NSPCC for making kids wear that.

23. You know I like you if: I give you a nickname.

24. If I ever won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: The person that helped me get there. Then my mum.

25. Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: Sound like words that I may have asked to be called whilst in the throws of passion .

26. Take my advice, never: have weetabix without sugar or cold.

27. My ideal breakfast is: A fry up with massive cups of tea. Pomegranite juice and a good friend enjoying the same. ]

28. A song I love, but do not own is: Mysterious Girl- Peter Andre ( Yeah Boi!!)

29. If you visit my hometown, I suggest: You stay away from Pizza Pizza. Go to the rope swing I used to spend hours on as a kid. And go shooting for rabbits which you then prepare and eat.
30. Why won’t people: Get my jokes everytime!

31. If you spend the night at my house: We will have take out. Play guitar hero and most likely laugh alot.

32. I’d stop my wedding for: Very little. Its my day so god help anyone fuckin with it.

33. The world could do without: Eastenders. Its depressing and dull and should be band.

34. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: Ever having to clean someones burst abcess again......

35. My favorite blonde is: Dog The Bounty Hunter

36: Paper clips are more useful than: Tonsils. What the fuck are they for?

37. If I do anything well, it’s: Listen.

38. And by the way: Girly fantasy children films are the best thing in the world.


Shit. That took a hell of alot longer than i thought it would. But glad ive done it.

Sunday, 19 April 2009

Title To Come

Sitting in the lounge with a very bad hangova and pringles next to me to try and soak up too much Jagermeister and Pussy...(the energy drink).
I went out last night for our quaterly staff night out and got very hammered. We went out for drinks first then had a meeting at the store. Next over to a moroccan. Good food but even better free drinks. It obviously then moved over to Soho and to Trash Palace. Many drinks later I met up with two lads, after chatting for a while off to a hotel and the rest is history. Very nice night but not, however, a good morning. I did however still have the forsight to get some food on my stomach and plodded over to Mcdonalds for a double sausage adn egg mcmuffin. This is a good thing, I didn't reaslise how good these little amazing pockets of animal fat were. I will be making sure that I treat myself to one again......soon.

So on a less joyful note grandad died on friday. I went up to see him on the wednesday and couldn't really take it when I saw him in the hospital. He looked entirely diffrent. Grandad was always someone who was a moaning old bugger but he never had anything seriously wrong with his health. He drank like a trooper and got to the ripe old age of 94 so actually not a bad innings and certainly way further than anything I imagine us young pups to ever get to. Its weird because when I went to see him I didn't really expect to be as effected as I actually was. I saw him in this little room, said hello and tried to chat to him and then I had to leave and went into the other room and broke down a bit. It's weird that all the really small things come back into your mind even without you trying to think of them. Helping him out down the allotment with the pigeons and then cooking eggs on his little black cast iron stove in the hut. Haha I loved that shit, I still do. Loved being round all that stuff, playing knives and welding torches is like the best theme park a kid could have. Slightly ghetto theme park I agree but a theme park all the same. So thats that part of life done and thats fine. The funeral is next friday so im sure we will have fun at the wake, have a good old drink on his behalf because I know he would want us to get as pissed as possible.


My promotion has finally gone through!!! Its not the fulll amount I wanted so I will have to raise another greviance to try and get it boosted up to what was originally offered but at least its better than nothing. It has however completely quashed any motivation I have for going to work. I am going to start taking more days off because, well why not. If they arn't going to pay me for what im doing then they will pay me for not being there. I think thats pretty fair.

I started sending out e-mails to clubs and kind of sub-culture nights to ask if I come and take fly on the wall photos. I saw a documentry the other day about a photographer who has spent most of his carer doing jus that very thing and the photos and film he took where so so so good and I love the idea of being able to get to know why people do certain things they do i.e. why they feel they need to dress up in inflatable all in one suits that look like pigs for instance......
So anyway its something that im looking into and we will see how it goes im sure these things take a long time.


Im finally selling my car. Looking to getting a BMW if I can because thats got into my head and now I really want one. If I put my car in as part exchange then I should be able to get 2k for it. If not then ill take some moeny from my house money and pay it back into it in monthly installments so thatactually it better than taking any kinda finance because then I wont have to pay any kind of interest. So watch this space as very soon I may have a nice shiney new car. Yey!!
Ooo im buying an Iphone. I have made the decision. I love my ipod touch so much all I want it to be able to do is make phone calls and also the best thing actually is going to be the applications I love the idea of being able to use all of those applications anywhere anytime. And because nokia have pissed me off so much over the last few weeks I think its my little way of getting back at the man. !! Yeah fuck you "Man".


I am going througha big phase of cher at the moment, I can't seem to stop listening to her album and singing along like a big gay homo puff boy. It really is one of my biggest quilty pleasures and actually im kinda happy that I can go from listening to cher one minute and then the next have gallows audibly finger fucking my inner ears. Role on diversity.

I suppose thats it however I am going to be doing the thing that Kitty has done on her blog about the questions that you have to answer so until then I will leave you with 2 of my best loved tracks this year.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQsJedjVUkk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7gpnvcGIT8