Dunno, can't think of one!

Well, that time of the year again when I feel the need to type and chronicle the hapless achievements of my dull existence.

Certainly didn't want this entry to start off all moody but ive typed it now and I always feel like I should leave what ive typed in the first place. Busy busy busy at the moment. Work is a hell of a lot of work and sometimes I feel like it's only myself and a couple of other people ever doing anything. I try and get away with as much as I can but still..... come on everyone get your arses into gear and do some fucking work you bunch of lazy tards!! However it is soon to be crimbo so im sure after that gets over and done with everything will return to normal and I will be able to skive just like everyone else.

Uni is looming over me and although im really looking forward to it in some ways I am also thinking ,

"what the fuck!! what if i cant do it?what if i don't understand it?"

It's really scary going back to school. Im sure I will be fine but you never can be too sure what it's all going to entail. As long as I find one person on the course that I can have a laugh with ill be happy. And i get to buy more statonary which, as of yet, I have found no other person that doesn't love buying a new pen or a brand spanking new book. Yey!!

I feel like i haven't blogged in ages, mostly because I haven't but I kinda feel guilty for not doing it lol. Any hoot. I suppose if there was going to be a blog title for this entry it would have to be of an arty nature. This past couple of months has been consumed and engulfed by arty farty stuff. I have been taking some pictures here and there of people and just everyday stuff. Just for myself really I dont even feel the need to show them really just to work on them myself. I suppose when I have done the next batch i'll show some, however, I know full well that they wont mean anything to anyone else and actually im not sure what they mean to me, if anything at all. I watched a couple of doc's about some photographers and artists a while back and one of them that sprung out to me was this guy called William Eggelston, as I write this i think I remember actually talking about him before and adding pictures too but as it is I cant stop thinking about some of the pictures he took. Not even in a pretensious way, but I just cant. Anyway instead of bullshitting, oo actually!! now i think of it, last night I watched one about Anish Kapour. Ive never really been that fussed about sculpture, and im still not really, but watching this doc about the things he had created, it was amazing!! The diffrent peices he created and put up was out of this world. The size and the type of matrials he used are things I had never seen before. Check him out and just look at the size of some of the things he put up. Mint!!


Scully dided the other day! Not cool. Although she was a cat I wouldn't want any aniaml to go through pain. Real shame because she was always good for a laugh (at). Im sure she will be happy in kitty heaven where only froggas hang from the ceiling and the only thing on tv is the cat food channel. So instead of having scully Cheeser got Bumble. Bumble by name bumble by nature. Thick as a shop full of cement. I will post another day about how I find this one but it's not looking good. However it did take me a few years to like the other one so we will see what happens.


Loving=
-True Blood
- The Family
- The Winter
- Fat Pants
- Big fluffy Jumpers
- Big Big Cups of Tea With Chocolate
- Wearing Big Coat

Not Loving So Much=
- The Thought Of A New Year
- Uni (The Thought)
- Having Go To Dentist


Mum isn't so happy at the moment. She is having some issue's with her weight and some other things that keeps getting her down. Elliott spoke to me the other day and had said she had spoken to him and she was saying some really upsetting things to him so much so that he was worried alot about her. It's so shite knowing that she is not doing so well and we can't do anything to help her. She gets really depressed and stuff, I knew that, but still you just wanna be able to help her and make her cheer up. It plays on my mind everyday and now and then gets on top of me. However I have a plan, haha, most likely to be put in place after crimbo but I reckon it could work. A bit of blackmail i think shoud work because other than that I have no idea what else I can do.


Bit of a disjointed blog this week but I suppose it is indicative of how I am at the moment. Taylor(mate from back home) is having a kid! Thats like me getting a cat......fucking crazy!!
Why would someone like him have a kid. He wont be able to afford it. He doesn't know enough about himself no matter trying to find out how to look after a kid. Just you wait, one day I will be skiving from work and on he will walk to speak to Jezza about it.....you watch!!

Finally It's Started

I realize I only posted yesterday but I thought I must get this down in the annuals of the tinternet. I have finally enrolled in uni. Well, it's my access course to get onto the undergrad course but still, I have made the move and got my arse slightly into gear.

It's something that for some reason I was scared of doing. Ive never really been the clever one at school and I find people who are very brainy slightly intimidating. Not in the gay "im a pussy kinda intimidating" more in the fact that I don't want to look like the thick one of the class like I did for most of my time in business studies. I hope that things will be different in the mature world of higher education and that they wont frown on me for asking the stupid questions.

I suppose at least if anyone does take the piss I have the life skills and knowledge of going to newcastle college for 4 years to be able to intimidate them enough so they urinate in their own shoes. Well done me and I hope I like it. I really honestly do hope I like this because if I don't I think im gunna be fucked up a bit!!

So im doing as im told by Kitty. Here is my contribution. I hope it lets you get to know me better. LSD hearts Kitty!!

Five people I hope are eaten by a rabid pack of Velociraptors

1. The person that made the music for the Lloyds TSB ad.

2. Mr Mullins- He was my old PE teacher. He didn't like me at all and always made me wear the "Spare Kit"

3. Freddy from Big Brother

4. Any and all people that use the headphones that come with your ipod. YES!! I CAN hear YOU!!!! TWAT!

5. Tim Westwood. I mean really, what is that all about.

Five drinks I love:

1. Jager and redbull-of course

2. Bisongrass vodka and apple juice

3. Pomegranite juice and ice

4. Perrier water and ice.

5. Tea

Five favourite quotes:

1. "Kick his ass seabass" - Dumb and DUmber

2. "Little bit of lightning a little bit of thunder" - Dog

3. "Not as green as I am cabbage lookin" - My nana.

4. "If the milk turns sour, do I look like the kinda pussy to drink it?"- Lock Stock

5. "Shakin like a shittin dog"- Doddsey my best mate.

Five things to do before I die:

1. Have a job I love with qualifications behind me.

2. Find someone that I can sit in silence with and still feel content.

3. Trek to the rainforest and see birds of paradise. Take photos and get back alive.

4. Get a full tattoo back piece.

5. See gorillas in the wild and follow them for a month.

Five famous men I’d also like to do naughty things to:

1. Travis Barker

2. Benji Madden

3. Preston

4. Ryan Gosling

5. River Pheonix- in stand by me. Child hood crush which im keeping.

Poland Pics and Something Wrong!

So the wrong part of this post is the last image. This only cements why cat owners are all crazy. If not yet thy will be !!!

Salute! Im A Geordie! Air Guitar!!

The title are the three things we had to do before we took a drink at my brothers stag do on Saturday night.

Ill start here as there has been a few things going on since last I posted but this one is fresh so ill go with it. Off we went to Bonny Scotland for drinks paintball and strippers. Met up after a long train ride which I did with a hangover (not a good idea). Straight over to the paintball site where we got done up in overalls and told that if we took off our masks and got hit it's our fault when we either lost an eye or died. Courage at this point is shooting through my shoes, being a paintball virgin.

SO into paintball we went and actually it did hurt but I have felt worse things so I'm happy to say there were no tears. Then came the fun part, the stag run! The stag(my bro.) and his best man had to run between two specific points and back again whilst all 12 of his party shot at them. He was in pain and you could say not over the moon that he was now peppered with bruises. Great! However the fact that we had dressed him as a turtle didn't help the fact that we couldn't take his pain seriously.

After entirely ruining his body on the outside we ruined his body on the inside with a game of Ring of Fire or Kings. Drinking game in which each card has a meaning but the king means that you have to put a certain amount of booze into one cup and this happens until one person picks the last king and has to neck the whole thing. Very dirty but very funny as it always gets people hammered. A must for when we all get out for drinks together in the near future. We all got fairly hammered and went out on the piss. Drinks and fun later Dad went home on the bus for some strange reason to his hotel and off we went to the strippers. Now i have been in many strip joints i my life, this one however was a bit of a shite whole. It was good and cheap so I wasn't complaining.

We all sat around for a while and decided that it was time to humiliate the stag. £20 of everyone allowed us to show him a good time. Into the back room. Down to his boxers and before he knew it he was dancing on a pole in the middle of the room while all the other lads had lap dances. Next part of the fun was him on all fours with a belt around his neck and barking like a dog.

Next was get whipped by 2 eastern block birds with one of the guys belts.

And last but not least get a bottle of Peroni up his arse!! Now that's what I call a stag do!

Back to the house for a few more beers until finishing around 4 am. Problem was that we had to leave and I had to get a 5.5 hour train the next morning at 11 am. Not good so don't do it kids.

So overall a great day and night. That leads me to where I am now to sitting in my bed feeling tired and a little ill after asking for the day of through to going out too much.

Next on the list would be that I had my tattoo updated. I did say that I would post every time however I think I may have missed 1-2 posts so ill just start again from here. This new part for is for my nana and I also had some more of the tree filled in. Its taking it's time but now I have some good hors coming on it so I think it should start picking up in development soon.

Also went to the tattoo convention the other day with Andy one of my mates from the hostel. It's obviously a bad bad idea to go to one of these events as all you do afterwards is exit feeling the need to cover your entire body surface with pictures and emblems. I love tattoos and I will be getting so many more but I know what I'm like that once I get hooked into something I go at it full throttle. I don't want to do that with tattooing at the moment as I don't want to regret anything I have done. Soon. The next one will be soon I can feel it!! lol.

I had my interview with Nick for the BBC doc that Cheeser and Kitty arranged. It's very exciting thinking that you might actually be on and that people will listen to. I answered all my questions well up until the point where he asked me if I had any piercings down below. My answer........."I would never mess around with putting metal in my ......Winky"

WINKY!!!!!

What the fuck is your major malfunction private pile!! WINKY!!! I sounded like I was on some sort of sex education program fro 12 year old. Fucking WINKY!!!! I had been listening to Adam and Joe just before hand so you can blame them for this total lack of sanity. Fucking winky!!!!! What a twat!!

I have also found a couple of pics from the Poland trip that we went on for glenns wedding. I loved every minute of it and will not forget this as being one of the best weddings ever! ALso went pretty well as a lads weekend for me and Ralph as-well!! The pictures I hope explain themselves....... actually upon reflection they totally don't so I think i'll leave it that way. Looks like i cant add them in due to too many pics so ill do 2 posts for this one.