So i suppose this is going to be my first "real" post. wether or not it just sounds like a bitching session i dont know and actually ....dont really care yey!
Sometimes i litterally feel like the only person in the world that went to school! This, as a statement, is slightly flawed as i was not there too much of the time, however when i get comments like the following i feel that i was the only one that went to school and had social interraction with any other humans, and that maybe alot of other people were only talking to the fucking board rubber (and finding it interesting). Comment goes like so,
"Oh dan you look diffrent, have you lost weight?"
(pause to look at me and frown)
"Have you put on weight?"
(pause to think that their life is shit and they feel the need to give socially inept comments to people that would now love to rip out their throats through their ankles)
"No! Have you had your hair cut?"
Right! So as one may have noticed from this inane comment this person is a dick. But then my mind started to go towards feeling what actually went through this knobheads mind whilst thinking this?
Like, if i was to start some a conversation with someone i would put my brain into gear before trying to string a group of words together that mean anything in their correct arrangement.
This person did not!
This is someone i work with and that is meant to be in contact with the public and is meant to attempt to sell products to them in a correwct and informative manner.....they dont !
It worries me about people sometimes because imagine if they had said this completey knob headish comment to someone like......bjork.(haha i just laughed lol) No but i started thinking that if they said it to someone like her she would not think twice about ripping her hair out or nipple tweeking her so hard her tits fell off. And she wouldnt do it for the fact they are insulting it would be just for the fact that they havent been bothered to think about what the fuck they are saying, they started to make comments to me without even actually being arsed to be interested in what they were talking about, they just kinda opened their mouth and hoped for the best!
I suppose i fixated on it a bit long but shit like that really pisses me off. Its nice to be nice but its better to be fuckin interested you dick!
Well glad thats all over. Onto pastures brighter and all round more fun. My day was full of things i really liked. We got to move all the shite out of the office from the old Ast. Store Manager Glenn moving out to the other store at T5. The fact that he had gone is, on its own a blessing, however the best bits were yet to come. As he had gone he had left many things that me and my boss, Subz, could pilfer. So we basically nicked all his good shit, like his massive computer screen and cordless mouse and other effects that make me sound like a total dweeb. Then around 30 mins later we decided to get rid of all sign of him ever being in the office at all. His desk, bags, papers, shoes, DNA......Completely changed the office around, ending up with a new looking office and alot more room. This, most likely, does not sound like a big thing, but when your in an office for the best part of all day and its really somewhere that you have to inhabit for a long time then you start to get a bit precious of it. Back now to the main point of all this. The best bit and shite i love doing is getting my area sorted out....
"Right so pens go there. Stapler there. Phone here....no phone there"
This took me fucking ages. Alot more time than it should have. I get really bogged down by little shit like that. It all has to look just like that if not only for 1 hour of the day but during that 1 hour i am in control freak, virgo, cat collecter stinking of piss whilst drinking vodka and remembering the days when i could have been in the ballet, HEAVEN!!!
Miranda (Hello), has her driving test tmrw. Im sure she will do fine. Nay! she has to do fine because i couldnt deal with the drunken fallout if she doesnt. She is shitting herself just like everyone else does before theirs. Problem is now i remember everyone saying ohh dont worry you will be fine, it will all be ok. Then thinking....fuck you! YOU dont have the test tmrw!! Its a shit thing to have to go though but when its all done and she can relax im sure she will be muchas happy!
Tilley. Tilley Tilley. This post if anything had to bring up tilley. This could well be the one post i will come back to years down the line when its all blown up and he is a megastar in the -
"Im a massive cunt" competiton of the world.
This is of course the topic of tilley coming into my life in live tv format for the world to see. He is without a prick. BUt he is also a prick that miranda, charlotte, nick and I love to hate. I was thinking about the whole thing today and wondered what the fuck are we doing. This guy comes onto our screens and he does nothing until we lie to him and make him do stuff. Then when his fat face does actually do something all we do is take the piss out of him......Genius. I however did think at the same time that its really harsh..........NOT! He is a knob and i hope that this will not be the last we see of him because its really really funny.
Tattoo has started. The main issue of the last few weeks. This thing has stopped me from going out. drinking. Having fun. But i finally got it started on Monday and i have fallen back in love with the massive amounts of pain that you have to go throught to realise a dream (much like watching Tilley). I love it. At the moment it looks like a load of sqiggles but in time it will shape up and show its true form and when it does i will stand and say-
"Yes. I have a tattoo".........thats bollocks, i wont and if i do, kick me in the shins (the worst pain of all).
Pictures come later....gay!
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