Sunday, 25 July 2010

8/100 Porktastic

Lazy lazy lazy.

After being woken by a more than slightly hungova Cheesman needing a lift home after a busy night......socialising, a breakfast of meat and chicken babies was followed by a lunch of pig flesh and cow juices mmmmmmmm. Who can ask for more. The didficulty being able to breath or even keep my eyes open means that it has worked. Faithy and Kitty came round a their carboot adventure was cut short. Now the night is here and nothing will be done because there is just too much dead animal blocking my digestive tract.

In other news, superdrug have released their very own range of man only make-up products. "Taxi" is a new type of makeup. The reason for it being soo different is because it is for men, take for instance the guyliner pencil. They have made it sooooo specifically for men they have actually, wait for ittt,

"Made the pencil bigger because men have bigger hands"!!!!!!!!

Oh emm geee!! Genius. Who would have thought that such a product would ever exisit. Men would have been stumped by eyeliner had these explosions of creation never happened. Made it bigger for our massive giant man hands......amazing!! Thankyou super drug, thankyou.

Tomorrow should be bringing book reading, computer games and maybe a bike ride. Exciting stuff.

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